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Liberty Slots sound a hell of a lot more noble than your average online casino. This isn’t your typical house of gambling; no, these brave warriors are standing up for your right to live without the tyranny imposed by oppressive forces determined to ruin your fun. Fuck the teetotalers, the prudes and the Junior Anti-Sex League! We’re grownups around here, and we demand the liberty to bang hookers, curse like sailors while getting wasted, and yeah, to gamble while sitting on the toilet!

In case you haven’t figured it out from the name or the section of ThePornDude you’re reading this in, LibertySlots.eu is an online casino where you can play games with real stakes. They’ve got more than just slots, too, in case you were wondering. I’m currently icing my genitals after a marathon porn reviewing session, so it seems like a good time to check out this newer, lesser-known online gambling den.

Gambling in the Name of Freedom
There are a couple of big Statues of Liberty out on the front page, plus a couple of smaller ones, all imploring Americans to do their patriotic duty by dropping token after token into the virtual machines. It’s kind of funny that LibertySlots.eu lives on a European domain despite all the Lady Liberties in the shop window. That’s just one of the quirks of online gaming, though. You get those odd top-level domains largely due to the complex web of rules and regulations that govern gambling around the world.
European domain aside, LibertySlots is American-friendly. Even if you’re just getting into these online games, you’ve probably already noticed how many of them won’t even let you in the door if you live in the United States. You could use a VPN to connect to those other sites, but with Liberty Slots, you don’t have to fuck around with any extra apps or monthly subscription fees. Wouldn’t it be fucking ironic if Americans couldn’t gamble on a site decorated with the Statue of Liberty?

No lie, I woke up a couple of hundred richer today thanks to a small investment in dogecoin that has basically exploded over the last 24 hours. It’s at an all-time high and still on a really heavy upswing. A lot of folks keep their crypto gambling to investments like this, but not you, am I right? Nah, you and I are both looking for a way to get a little more proactive.

That’s why the first thing I did was check out the LibertySlots.eu Banking section. They don’t accept dogecoin at the moment, which ain’t a surprise because very few casinos do (yet), but I see most of the usual suspects covered. Liberty Slots accepts a range of currencies, crypto and fiat, and a dozen transaction systems.

I’m a fan of bitcoin, but they also accept Litecoin and bitcoin cash. There’s also Neteller, Skrill, EcoPayz and Neosurf. If you’re more traditional, you can use Visa, Mastercard, or even cash out via check or bank wire. Basically, what I’m saying is that as long as you ain’t using some still-obscure nerd bullshit like doge, you’re going to be able to spend and win money here.

Check Out These Fat Bonuses
Every online casino offers a range of bonuses to get players hooked and to make their joint more appealing than the other guys. One of the most standard perks on these sites is a welcome bonus, where they’ll give you an extra percentage on top of whatever you’re depositing the first time you play.
Liberty Slots outshines a lot of their competition in this respect. They offer a 100% match bonus on your first three purchases. I get excited when they’re doubling just the first deposit, but you get triple the fun around here. Three’s a magic number, though maybe I’m just speaking as a jaded fan of group sex videos. The limit is $777, which should satisfy all but the hardcore gamblers.

That looks like the most appealing steady bonus to me, but they’ve also got a selection of rotating promotions. This week there’s a 150% bonus up to $150, plus 20 free spins on their Fat Cat game. You need to use a coupon code to cash in, so don’t forget to check the LibertySlots.eu home screen whenever you visit instead of heading straight to the games.

The Promotions page is also worth a visit if you’re gambling here. A lot of it is standard stuff like rewards points and tournaments, but the page also points you toward things like fresh free plays and weekly rewards doled out five days a week. I tune in to my favorite premium porn sites on days I know they’re releasing new material, and promos like this offer a similar incentive plus an opportunity to win more than just a sticky pair of underpants.

Decisions: Sluts vs Slots
Remember that big Statue of Liberty I mentioned out on the LibertySlots.eu front page? Well, she’s standing front and center, her beatific face obscured by text: LIBERTY SLOTS CASINO. Beneath that, a gloat that they have more than 130 slot games.
I’ll be honest, I’ve been making my way through the online casinos over the past week, and 130 is one of the smaller collections I’ve seen. They may have Slots in the site's title, but they’re not nearly as big as some of the other guys. BitStarz, for example, has literally thousands of slot machines.

I thought maybe they’d make it up by having something special, quality over quantity. Really, though, it looks more or less like the selections you’ll find elsewhere, only smaller. It’s worth noting that the online casinos themselves don’t make the games, which is why you often see the same games across multiple sites.

Genres are all over the place to keep things interesting when the gameplay hasn’t changed much in decades. Instead of grandpa’s boring fruit machines, you can spin through digital icons themed with big foot, gansters, submarines, pandas, cities of gold and Egyptian tombs. Play Cash Caboose, Cash Cow, Coral Cash or Kanga Cash, plus a hundred others.

The Reno, Nevada, of Online Casinos
Next, I checked out the Liberty Slots Video Poker area. They’ve got a baker’s dozen of poker games, including such variations as Deuces Wild, Double Joker, and Deuces Wild. Finally, you can play Deuces and Joker while dropping an actual deuce!
There’s also a Blackjack section with half a dozen games, and another handful of table games. It’s an okay selection, but it pales in comparison to most of the other casinos. Unlike much of their competition, LibertSlots.eu doesn’t have any live dealer games, either.

Liberty Slots just feels small and kind of half-ass compared to the other big options out there. I’d say it’s similar to hitting up Reno because you couldn’t make it to Vegas. It’s got its charm and the thrills are very similar, but you’re going to have way less options all around. If you’ve never been to Vegas, hey, you’re going to love it, but your perspective changes when you’ve experienced the real thing.

I think a major part of the problem might simply be LibertySlots.eu’s age. It’s a much newer site than something like Casumo, which has been around since 2012. It takes time and a lot of money to build these things up, and maybe they just haven’t had enough of those resources yet. (Then again, Americans can’t play at Casumo without a VPN, so LibertySlots has at least one up on them in that respect.)

It’s hard to recommend LibertySlots on the strength of their games collection alone, though they do have a free-play demo mode if you’d just like to see what they’ve got to offer. Maybe that’s why those welcome bonuses are so big and why you get three instead of the usual one you’d get elsewhere. I’d say it’s a valid strategy for getting new customers when your casino looks a little bit dinky compared to the flashing lights next door. The prize pools for some games go into the thousands, so there’s obviously action here. Don’t let the smalltime vibes scare you off.

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